thursday the twenty second: an evening with la diabla

three gringas walk into a bar.

ten four ten: camp robert's only rule

never run out of red wine!

una ballena de pacífico

the only whale that won't float.

weekend concoction

loss of innocence tastes pretty good.

the basics of the bar scene

men can be so astoundingly boring.

valentine's day date, the morning after

...padre kino's not exactly a looker.

day the third: tepoztlán takes a tumble

carnaval's booze babies were baptized today.

diary of a working girl

my vices won't pay for themselves.

sex reminds her of eating spaghetti

i'm wasted, but not quite ready.

smarm school

"look hot and act cool, ladies."

notes from a drunken adolescent

futbolista: spanish for "hot hot hot!"

and heaven is a place where you can never find your cigarettes

brighton flies a triple decker high.

pie de la cuesta, the abridged version

so many micheladas, so little time.

otra copa de vino tinto, por favor

and once, i could charm boys.

i blame my parents

wine is a fine sleep aid.

venus rules me

friday, come now! let's indulge ourselves.

just like home

i drink wine, warm and dry.

the queen needs a drink

this crown's just too heavy sometimes.

it was the cheapest thing on the menu

kissed him again. tasted like budweiser.

two nights ago

kissed a kiwi. he tasted alright.